One month

One month thoughts:

• People told us to sleep before the baby came and we laughed and said, "oh yeah, we know." We knew nothing.
  
• Spit up is the enemy. See Dex's left shoulder. The kid is like a leaky faucet.
  
• Poor Sudsy doesn't rule the roost anymore. Our first child has sunk into a deep depression. He also decided to act out a little; Suds-1, Dex's toy rattle-0.
  
• "I've got nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
• Dex likes: bouncing, stairs (shout out to Jill for giving me that little idea), sitting on Josh's lap, family sing-alongs to The Avett Brothers (it's like we're the Von Trapps), sleeping through meals. Dex dislikes: sleeping through meals. I know, he's a real enigma. Things Dex is pretty indifferent about: sitting in his own filth, Suds.
  

Playtime should be more fun in the next few years.

And this is what tummy time looks like.