I got a good chuckle out of this and thought you might too. From Nat the Fat Rat (FYI: Huck is her 10 month old son):
...remembering the very tall man with the bushy beard at church on sunday who noticed huck staring at him and said, "i know what you're wondering. the answer is yes. i am a bear."
Makes me giggle. Another thing that makes me giggle?
Babies in track suits...