I'm gonna start a list of all the things that I do that proves that I am not mature enough to be a mom. I'll call it the "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom" list. Nice work if you caught the Mean Girls reference.
My 15 minutes of fame did not last long. Kelly and I were motioned to exit stage right fairly early in the game. I wonder why. Maybe they caught a glimpse of my nursing bra? Was there the faint smell of spit up lingering on my dress? In any case, kicking me off stage was not a good call on their part because it sent me back to the beer tent. Yipes again. I really felt that one when Dex woke me up at 6 a.m. Maybe it's more fitting for me to call my list the "I'm a regular mom pretending to be a cool mom" list.
Another successful 80/35